WWE fans: Who is Chef Gordon Ramsay?

he was born and raised in the phillipines. his mom was the queen of england and his dad was a turtle, he moved into springfield, worked as a bartender in moe's tavern for a couple years, then he got into the food business. got yelled at a lot by the chefs. got very angry then got into a fight with the chicken from family guy then he killed it. then he cooked it. people liked it. he opened up a restauraunt called "The Great Pony Expedition", he quit. then tried out for american idol. we all knew him by his made up name kelly clarckson he won. took his million dollars, put his disguise back on and made a show about puppets. then tried the food business again and made a show called "Maple Syrup Mayhem" that got out of business then made a show called "Hell's Kitchen". he currently works as an employee of Toy R Us but is really an undercover secret service navy seal who fights crime in a spider costume. i think they made that movie based on him to